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Oath of Allegiance to King Content

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oath to king content castleAny true internet marketer knows that Content is King. Long live the King!

In order to become a better content marketer, it’s best to pledge allegiance to King Content often. In our constant striving to provide you with value, we’ve adapted the Oath of Allegiance to King George III of England and made it much better.

The Solemn Oath of Allegiance to King Content

I, state your name, do solemnly swear to fight to the death anyone who dares to challenge Content’s place as King and Sovereign of the inter webs. So help me Google.

I, state your name, do sincerely promise and swear that I will bear true allegiance and faithfulness to His Majesty King Content. – So help me Google.

I, state your name, do sincerely and faithfully promise and swear that I will with Heart & Hands, Life and Goods, Macbook and iPhone, Wifi and Electricity, maintain and defend His Majesty’s Government and the Laws and Constitution of content marketing, against all persons whatsoever who shall attempt to alter, obstruct or prevent the due administration of the Laws & the Public Peace and Tranquility of the inter-webs. So help me Google.

This is just one of many ways to pay homage to King Content. Click here for more!

Posted on March 20, 2016 by PJ Moneybags. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.
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